The Best Night of Your (Pathetic) Life by Tara Altebrando

Author:Tara Altebrando
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781101575420
Publisher: Penguin Group
Published: 2012-07-04T22:00:00+00:00

“NIGHTTIME IS THE RIGHT TIME”

• An unopened box of Kleenex (in case we get emotional at judging)—20

• A coffee mug (ceramic)—10

• A red-and-black screwdriver—40

• A pillow (in case we get sleepy at judging)—20

• A fan (in case we get overheated at judging)—40

• A remote control (yes, another one)—10 plus 10 bonus points if remote control goes with aforementioned fan

• A bib—10

• An alarm clock—20

• An acorn—50

• A gel pen—25

• A sock—1

• A can of tuna—3

• A toothbrush—3

• Picture frame—5

• A red crayon—10

• An abacus—40

• Teapot—30

• Tape dispenser—30

• Bobby pin—30

• Change purse—25

• Bundt pan—30

• Last year’s yearbook—30

• Ticket stub from any Twilight Saga movie—75

• A wedding invitation—80

• A bathing cap—75

• Go fly a kite (and take a picture)—80

• A picture of at least one team member with someone with a moustache—100

• Any comic book featuring Superman and dated before 2000—50

• A business card from Susan Witherton—50

• A piggy bank that is not actually a piggy—45

• A sub from Blimpie—20

• Completed crossword from yesterday’s Oyster Point Advance—75

• A rain poncho—15

• A Ping-Pong paddle—20

• An inflatable SpongeBob SquarePants inner tube—100

• An E-ZPass—50

• An eye examination chart—100

• Shave Bob’s balls—80

• A pair of dice—20

• A photograph of a local ghost—80

• A hard-boiled egg, decorated for Easter—75

• A trepanation Barbie—80

• A scone—25

• Is the next Hemingway or Franzen on your team? Write us the opening paragraph of a novel about Oyster Point High—100 to best author only

• A cooked number 8 spaghetti noodle, al dente—20

• Put the union rat to work—100

• You have been an eyewitness to some really bad teaching these past four years. We want the police sketch of the culprit—125

• Any likeness of Pooh (but not with Tigger)—40

• The largest thing you can take from Mr. Gatti’s property—100 to largest

• Save water, drink beer, go Wunderbar!—80

• A condom—15

• A bouquet of flowers—50

• Tag the town red—100

• A beer cozy—30

• Gumhenge—45

• Set up camp somewhere uncampy—75

• A martini (shaken not stirred)—80

• A stain-free, completely clean family-size bucket from Kentucky Fried Chicken—35

• Be the first team to say “salut!” to the gondolier. You know the one.—100

• A stain-free, completely clean copy of Penthouse magazine (so we can read the articles!)—80

• Give us your best Lloyd Dobler—100 to the best only

• Convince a stranger to deliver one of your Scavenger Hunt items to us before 9 P.M.—80

• A 3 x 5 index card—5

• A bar of soap from a hotel—10

• A squirty toy—35

• A silhouette profile of one of your team members—40

• A plant that falls under the category of succulent—50

• Go skinny-dipping. We don’t care where so long as you are naked and wet. All of you. Send multiple pics if required—200

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